BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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