I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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