When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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