Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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