Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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