this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Hippo gnu deer
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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