Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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