I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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