yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My ass is underappreciated
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
please don't ironically join a cult
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