1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
only you would photoshop your dick
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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