Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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