I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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