I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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