party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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