I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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