hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
