yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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