Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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