is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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