these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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