just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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