somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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