with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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