What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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