HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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