Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
people are starting to question the shark bite story
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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