This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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