Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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