I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.