I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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