Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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