No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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