Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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