He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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