i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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