he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
