my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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