I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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