OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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