Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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