god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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