Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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