ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
we're making bets on your personal life
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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