I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
