worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
