He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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