Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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