I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
