I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We just shotgunned beers for America
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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