By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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