Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize