You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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