Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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