Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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