yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
whose ass print is on the piano?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
