we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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