all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
ok first of all what the fuck
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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